Sleep
One UK King bed (150cm Γ 200cm). Four pillows. Bed linen. A throw for when you inevitably end up reading outside past the point where it's sensible.
Bathroom
Composting loo (toilet paper provided, we're not animals). Shower with gas hot water. Two towels, a bath mat, and a hand towel. Body wash, hand soap, dish soap.
Kitchen
Gas stove with dual burners. Bar fridge with a small freezer compartment. Fry pan, one large pot, stove-top kettle. Cutlery, plates, bowls, cups, knives. Cooking utensils - spatula, tongs, scissors, grater, wooden spoon, peeler, bottle opener. Salt, pepper, olive oil.
Coffee & tea
Stove-top coffee maker, hand grinder, and beans. Herbal tea, English Breakfast, a teapot, milk sticks, and sugar. Everything required for the kind of slow morning you tell yourself you'll have at home but never actually do.
Fire & outside
Wood-burning stove inside, with matches and fire starters. Gas BBQ and utensils outside. (No open fire pit at Forestry England locations - it's a woodland, and the trees would prefer to stay standing.)
Finding your way
A trail map. Physical. Foldable. No wifi required. Walking routes start from your doorstep.